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greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

This is amazing. All of it.

(Source: kaliskadyami)

karenhurley:

This campaign is great, really makes you look closer instead of just and quick stereotypical glance 

GSR Entrance Hall System

Advertising Agency: SPR Agency, Novo Hamburgo, Brazil Via

I guess I look worse than I thought today.

I guess I look worse than I thought today.

somekindagenius:

It’s Wednesday.

YEeEAYAH WEDNESDAYYY.

somekindagenius:

It’s Wednesday.

YEeEAYAH WEDNESDAYYY.

It makes me laugh so very hard. Every time. Seriously.

staxilicious:

artkat:

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

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reblogging because the last graphic comment is FLAWLESS

(Source: fumi-kanno)

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

The fear of progression since the dawn of man

(Source: R2--D2)

Oct 9
allthingseurope:

Stockholm (by emilstefanov)

allthingseurope:

Stockholm (by emilstefanov)

Oct 9

midnight-mindpalace:

shELDON YOU ABSOLUTE SWEETHEART

(Source: thebigbangtheorists)